Welcome to St. Balasar University’s official English Club! We are a real creative writing critique group at the ficitonal St. Balasar Univeristy. Since 2021, our podcast has been taking the books the internet deemed too terrible to be fixed and critiquing them as if they had been submitted to a creative writing workshop. Scroll down to see what our workshoppees have had to say about us!
“Their critiques were as sharp as some kind of pointed metal object. Like a weapon of some description.”
Isla Crown, Lightlark
“Wait, what’s this quote going to be used for again?”
Cal Granderson, Trigger Warning
“I may have lost my teaching license after their review, but it taught me a lot about music and its relationship to literature throughout time.”
Vad Deverell, Gothikana
“Their commentary took me on a psychospiritual journey into the Temple of Unbeing, at the throbbing heart of which lies the Immaterial Essence. I partook of it, and was reborn.”
Dorner, Rin, Tongue, and Dorner
“Order! Order! I will have order in my court!”
Judge Gavel Gavinson, a real character from a real book
St. Balasar University English Club Podcast 